Time spent assembling five dollar hummingbird feeder: 2 minutes.
Time spent mixing hummingbird nectar mix: 1 minute, 30 seconds
Time spent hanging hummingbird feeder outside kitchen window: 1 minute (6:05 PM)
(Cost of white shirt with red hummingbird nectar spilled on it: About 4 bucks)
Time until first hummingbird showed up: 11 minutes (6:16 PM)
Level of amazement considering we didn't even know if any hummingbirds were around: 10 out of 10